FREE POKER MONEY

Monster on Mars

Latest picture of Monster WITH AXE on Mars !!!! You can see this only here !!!

Awesome song is awesome !!!

Really awesome song !!!

The truth about life

The most demotivational demotivator ever

Where is this world going ??? I don't want to know !!!! Really don't tell me !!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

The Best School Ever

Not just another funny post ;)

The manslater - or how to understand women !!! very useful

It is such a beautiful day, but ...

Mechanic with sense of humour

Oh you liar

We all lie !!! The sooner you admit it the better it is for you. Believe me, you will sleep better ;)

When you really want it

When you really want something, this is what usually happen :D

Bank robbers

Sorry for steling this picture, but it is so real that i must show it to the world. Now i have question for all robbers. How to rob a bank ????????

Two "ladies"

I saw two "ladies" at the beach :D

I'm Sexy and I Know It

Someone did some calculations

Test your lazy brain

Watch and be amazed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shark attack

I am pretty sure you didn't imagine it like that.

Dear Apple fans

Here I found something about being Apple fan, or how it is to have an Apple product. ENJOY !!!!!!!!!
Click this LINK

How men hear this famous song

5 TIPS FOR BETTER BLOG

Hello my readers! In this post I prepared 5 tips that will improve your blog for about 100 %. So I think we can begin.

1.) First and the most important tip. The best way to improve your blog is to post something. For that you will need two buttons CREATE NEW POST is the first one, and then after you have written somethin comes button PUBLISH.

2.) OK now you have a post on your blog. You can imagine that readers will get bored with that.

 So the next very important thing is to post another post after some time.

3.) You can imagine how dull bare text in blog is. So my advice is to put picture in your blog. Like that.

4.) Important is that other people know about your blog. So you may have to let them know. Like that: PEOPLE LISTEN I HAVE A BLOG, WOULD YOU MIND TO READ IT !!!!!!!!!!!!

5.) Least but not last. I think that this are ultimate tips for better blog, so every must consider that. If you do that way you can't fail.

This is all for this time. Be prepared for nex post in which I will show you my first

SEX TAPE. Be prepared and visit me!

Funny story from Germany

Break Wall

Very addicting and relaxing game :) Break Wall - free flash game,flash game,small game,online flash game

Shooting on iPad

Something for all who hate iPad :)

Dumber than planking.

OMFG !!! I know it is old but this awesome !!!!!!!!

How to make money with photography

To make money with photography is not hard at all. How much u will earn depends on how expensive your camera is. So if you want to make money with photography, you just need to sell the camera. That is it !

For more great tips on how to make money keep wisiting this blog !

busy friend Bob (Photo credit: Bebopsmile)

How to make money with your computer Vol. 2

Personal Finance (Photo credit: 401K)

I know you have been pationately waiting for the second hot tip about How to make money with your computer. It is very hard to make money in this hard times, so I am here to help you. I must say, that I like this tip very much. You don't have to know even how to turn computer on. Are u prepared for this hot tip ??? And here it is!!! If u want to make money with your compter, the easiest way is to sell your computer. That way you will earn also with internet, because you won't have to pay for it. I know how thankfull are. 

Be prepared for my next hot tip: How to make money with photography. 

SEE YA AL !!!

How to make money with your computer Vol.1

Like most of you  I have been trying to make money with a computer. So far I have come up with two ways that are are so easy and so fast, that will make you speechless. So here are two hot tips about how to make money with your computer.

1.) For the first hot tip you must counsider in which part of the world you are. So lets begin making money!!!
What you need to do is: 1. pres SHIFT on keyboard (there are 2 key and it doesn't matter which one u press) 2. now when u are holding SHIFT press number 5 on keyboard ( you must press key above letters) 3. now u can make a lot of money $$$$$$$$$

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That was for the people from U.S.A. Now if u are from Europe: 1. pres type alt gr (there is just one on your keyboard)  2. holding alt gr and press type E 3. Now you can make a lot of euros €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€

Funny short jokes and sayings No. 3

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know

Your body is made of 70% water. If you drink water, then, does that make you a cannibal?

If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Breaking news: IT IS THURSDAY !!!!! ALL DAY !!!!!

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!

I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Funny short jokes and sayings No.2

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I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!


Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


Would a wingless fly be called a walk?


Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

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Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

I’m quitting facebook to face my books…

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

Step 1: Buy hamster. Step 2: Name it virginity. Step 3: Lose hamster. Close enough.

Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

Funy short jokes and sayings No.1

There are some funny short jokes, that I found on the internet. I really hope u will like them.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.


Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!


What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.


What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm? "Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.


Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.


Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!


Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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My wife says I never listen, or something like that ...


If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


A good life is like toilet paper ... Long and useful.


Always wear Stealth condoms ... they'll never see you coming.


Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.


I'm great in bed... I never fall out.


That is for begining. Stay tunned for more. You won't be dissapointed! 
Have a great day.

I can't stop talking

And it has to written on your shirt. 

Ostrich

Planking has evolved here is ostrich. I can't believe what people are able to come up with. In my opinion this is the dumbest idea ever. But if i am honest, clips are pretty awesome. For more look the video bellow.
P.S. Don't expect any pictures from me ;)