Funy short jokes and sayings No.1

There are some funny short jokes, that I found on the internet. I really hope u will like them.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.


Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!


What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.


What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm? "Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.


Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.


Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!


Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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My wife says I never listen, or something like that ...


If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


A good life is like toilet paper ... Long and useful.


Always wear Stealth condoms ... they'll never see you coming.


Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.


I'm great in bed... I never fall out.


That is for begining. Stay tunned for more. You won't be dissapointed! 
Have a great day.