There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know
Your body is made of 70% water. If you drink water, then, does that make you a cannibal?
If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Breaking news: IT IS THURSDAY !!!!! ALL DAY !!!!!
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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